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Sunday, December 20, 2015

Monday, June 8, 2015

Attention: 4TH of JULY Has Been Rescheduled This Year...

Reschedules July 4th… So They Don’t Offend MUSLIMS


We’re less than a month away from the big July 4th weekend! A time to celebrate with friends and family about American independence. Lots of fireworks, hamburgers, and fun. America is a great country, and so many gave their lives for the freedoms we enjoy. We should embrace every moment of this important holiday.
But Barack Obama doesn’t agree. He is a staunchly anti-American ideologue. Instead of being focused on American interests, his views are from the Middle East. He sees America as a force of evil and imperialism. And he’s even more dangerous with less than two years left in his final term.
Now, comes the shocking news that the Obama Administration’s embassy in Jakarta, celebrated the 4th of July one month early on June 4th. Why? Because they wanted to be “respectful” for the Ramadhan month which begins on June 17 and lasts until July 17. This time of fasting for Muslims is sacred, but somehow an American embassy celebrating American traditions interferes with this? Outrageous!
From The Jakarta Post via TellMeNow
US Ambassador to Indonesia Robert O. Blake and US Ambassador to ASEAN Nina Hachigian presided over the festivities, which involved brass band renditions of the Star-Spangled Banner and the Indonesian national anthem, Indonesia Raya.
Blake explained that the theme of the event leaned toward “green” development, which supported the US’ focus on building and promoting a green economy and more environmentally sustainable development.
He also praised Indonesia’s performance as a fully functioning democracy, aiming for further collaboration between the two countries in the years to come.
“The US will continue to support Indonesia in the future through its democratic achievements. Democracy is an American value which we have championed since [the country’s birth in] 1776,” Blake told the crowd during the festivities at his residence near Taman Suropati, Central Jakarta, on Thursday.
Not only did they reschedule Independence Day, but Obama-appointed ambassadors used the opportunity to promote wildly inefficient “green energy!”



Sunday, May 24, 2015

Crazy Ole Farmer

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left, smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all kilt straight out, "the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning." "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked. "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't . . . But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

The Loaded Rant

Its been a long time coming and its all boiling over the top onto the stove.
First off last night was elections for those desperate schools needing more money. My shout out is to the  people sheeple in Keystone school district that will suck the school board off and ask for seconds. I frankly don't care if this offends you, the give-a-fuck ship has sailed along time ago. All the while you celebrate your small victory for whats it worth, you are now the most hated people within the school district. Do you realize what you just fuckin did to the community? You just volunteered money from people that are barely scratchin by already into a more dire situation. Yea 200 odd dollars for a 100,000 dollar house, that adds up quick! I was pissed bout paying 2 bucks just so I could get my check direct deposited, and thats only 50 bucks give or take. Oh they should move, no fuck that, people shouldn't go broke or scrape by for a damn school, in a place they want to live.   The school system is highly corrupt and has been for a long ass time, but yall are too blind to see through the smoke. They have no sense of priority. They spent more money on a new stadium tryin to show up to the big city schools then they will spend in education in a year. News flash you are still in a small town farming community, the money is not there so don't act like it is. Those people sheeple/city folk that want to live in a 'small town' setting that live on the north side, or the wrong side seem to think they can move in and run the town. Well congratufuckinlations you just screwed a small town all up. I used to love livin in LaGrange, lived there for better part of 24 years. Moved away for less than 3 and it has turned into more than a town I'd ever want to live in. I mean for cryin out loud there was a dumbfuck that lived on a back road that wrote to the newspaper complainin that the farmer next door purposely sprayed manure on a hot day and it smelled up his house and he couldn't open his windows. For fuck sake shut the fuck up and go back to what ever fuct up place you were before. People livin on less than an acre with huge houses, that livin? Thats a fuckin prison sentence. So celebrate now and they better watch their ass because the people will be watchin very closely on how you spend the money! End rant No. 1

Secondly, What in the flyin fuck is goin on in this country? You got race baitin, riotin, lootin, shootin. Fuck it hang em all! Fuck al sharpton that sorry sawed off sumbitch can hang and rot in hell.

Another observation why in the fuck are laptops gettin smaller, phones gettin bigger and people gettin stupider!
And is it just me or are the fuckin turn signals on cars gettin fuckin smaller?!?! I can't hardly see them lil fuckers half the time. Think they need mandate them fuckers, I consider them a safety device, doesn't matter I guess when half of the people don't fuckin use them.

I got more, but fuck it!
Good Fuckin Day

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

New Toy!

My new toy! its old, but it'll out work and out last any new one. these were built like tanks unlike these new pieces of shit!

Don't Give Up Man!! It's Your Money Take No Shit And Fight Back!!!

I love my country, but the government needs to straighten the fuck up!


Sunday, April 26, 2015

LITIGATION NATION: Lowe’s pays $1.6M settlement over 2×4 labeling

Lowe’s has new rules regarding how it can label building products in California. A Superior Court judge laid out terms by which the retailer must advertise its 2x4s and other dimensional materials in a $1.6 million settlement order and final judgement filed on August 27. The order, brought on as part of a civil consumer protection action, lists three main rules for the retailer to follow going forward:
  • “Common descriptions” must be followed by actual dimensions and labeled as such. For instance, a 2×4 must be followed with a disclaimer that the wood is actually 1.5-inches by 3.5-inches and include a phrase equal or similar to “actual dimensions.”
  • “Popular or common product description,” like the word 2×4, must be “clearly described as ‘popular name,’ ‘popular description,’ or ‘commonly called.'”
  • Dimension descriptions are required to use the “inch-pound unit,” meaning they must include abbreviations such as “in., ft., or yd.,” and can’t use symbols like ‘ or ” to denote measurements.
Lowes-Home-Improvement-StoreThe order, handed down by Judge Paul M. Haakenson, came as a response to a case involving claims by the Marin County, Calif., district attorney’s office that the retailer “unlawfully advertised structural dimensional building products for sale.” According to the judgement, the retailer was ordered to pay $1.47 million in civil penalties and costs of the investigation, and an additional $150,000 to fund further consumer protection-related activities.
Lowe’s spokesperson Amanda Manna said the company has begun to conform to the product description requirements in nearly 100 of its stores across California.
“Consumers should expect when making product purchases that retailers are providing accurate information,” said Marin County District Attorney Edward S. Berberian. “Especially when misinformation could adversely affect building projects that more often than not rely on precise measurements.”

In a statement, Cobb added: “Periodically, representatives of local Weights and Measures departments visit retailers, and they expressed concerns about common product measurements, such as a 2×4 piece of lumber.
“Historically, Lowe’s provided information about product dimensions received from vendors. Moving forward, customers will now be able to locate product by actual and common dimensions as provided by vendors for certain building products. For example, for a piece of lumber commonly known as a 2X4, customers will see both the common name (2×4) and the actual product dimensions (1.5 x 3.5 inches).
“Both Lowe’s and the California DAs agreed that a settlement is in the best interest of all parties. It allows us to continue moving forward with our program to provide both actual and common product dimensions and meet our shared goals.”
The settlement was ordered by Marin Superior Court Judge Paul Haakenson.

For all that is fuckin holy give it up to the liberals in kalifornia to have sue for the obvious. Everyone and their brother knows that a 2x4 isn't really 2"x4", oh I'm sorry 2in x 4in. For cryin out fuckin loud if your dumb enough not to know that you shouldn't be allowed in the fuckin store or own a house for that fuckin fact. And fuck you marin inferior court judge paul haakenson fuck you

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

11 Things Guys Secretly Do With Their Penises

A flaccid penis is basically like having a slinky in your pants.
2. Stretch it.
We have pulled it until it hurt just to see how far it can go. It's not like we decide it's time to do penis stretches whenever we're alone, but we've attempted this once.
3. Flick it.
It's pretty funny to flick an erection. Alternatively, bend it back to our stomachs and let it spring forward.
4. Try and fit it in things.
If you have a penis you're going to see what it does (or more importantly, doesn't) fit into. Paper towel rolls, wide-mouth Snapple bottles, etc. The less it can fit into, the better you feel.

5. Make a hotdog with our balls.
You can wrap your balls onto either side of your penis and it basically forms a genital hotdog. This is funny.

6. Measure it.
It is impossible to have a penis without taking a tape measurer to it. We need to know the number.

7. Just hold it, ever so gently.
All the time. Just walking around the house doing chores and holding our penis. Holding our penis while driving (not illegal). Pretty much anything we can do with one hand, we'll use the other hand to hold our penis.

8. Tuck it behind our legs.
Hahaha, hey! Now we're a lady!

9. Try and put it in our butt.

10. Look into it.
Do I have to go into more detail here?

11. Move it without using our hands.
With a lot of focus and a raging erection, we can make it dance around. It's surprisingly exhausting though.

Just for the women out there that may wonder.

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Someone's Wife Is Not Happy

Someone's Wife is not happy, hurry throw it a twix!

Friday, March 27, 2015

Thats Dirty Grandma

Grandma telling a dirty joke...
Posted by The LAD Bible on Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Its Deer Season Again


School These Days...

 An Oregon City teacher has been placed on leave after police said she received and sent inappropriate photos through the photo sharing app Snapchat. You know the app where those photos disappear….
Oregon City police started their investigation into the teacher on Wednesday, two days after parents overheard Oregon City High School students talking about a fellow student who sent a partially nude photo of himself to one of his teachers.
The parents notified the school.

The teacher has not been arrested at this point, and police are continuing to look into whether he committed a crime.
Investigators said they’re concerned other students may have exchanged photos with the teacher.

Where were these teachers at when I was in school? WTF?

Texas Mayor: “I Am NOT Going to be BULLIED”

First of all
, this is the United States of America, it is not the United States of Muslim America, let’s make that very clear from the beginning. Irving, Texas Mayor Beth Van Duyne proposed a state bill that would stop ANY foreign laws from being established here. She did not mention the cult of Islam, she did not mention Hinduism, Buddhism, or Wicca. She did not mention any religion. She did not specify Shariah Law. The fact that she had to write this bill in the first place is the problem. Organizations such as: Council on Islamic American Relations (CAIR) or the Muslim American Society (MAS), both of which are Hamas and Muslim Brotherhood backed, are the problem. They are trying to establish “Shariah mediation” to further their cause of superseding the Constitution. We are a republic and the Constitution is the foundation that we are built upon. Our biggest problem at this point, is our government is being run by a bunch of people who want a career and wealth and have completely forgotten their only purpose is to serve “We the People” and defend the Constitution. Mayor Beth Van Duyne is a shining example of what we need representing all of us.
She can be my Mayor!

Friday, March 20, 2015

I've Got A Horse Outside!

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Cool Story Bro! How Much Is It?

Woman Cooks Naked To Get More Men Into Cooking, Succeeds


 One rather pretty blond Argentinian woman has become a bit of a YouTube star after videoing herself cooking. Naked. Jenn decided there were simply not enough men in the world who could cook – and took it upon herself to rectify that sticky situation.

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 Well yeah! Combine the 2 things men love most and its goin to become a hit!



Oldin' But A Goodin


Sunday, March 15, 2015

PSA: Owning A Gun

Proposing Level: Grizzly

Now thats a redneck weddin proposal! Why didn't I think of that? I just proposed on an ole dirt loggin road in Bama.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Didn't Think That Through To Hard Did Ya?

Tweet Comparing Hillary Clinton To Sarah Palin GOES VIRAL … See Why I'm a woman that can't multi-task 2 devices or emails.

 View image on Twitter 
“So Hillary isn’t capable enough to handle two email devices. Where does that set the bar?”
-Dan McLaughlin

Chinese Dog Gangs May Become A Real Problem…If You Act Like A D*ck

Is that one dog the lookout? Haha. Everyone gets in on the destruction!
Most people who have a heart at all love dogs. They do call them man’s best friend for a reason. But, if you don’t respect your dog, as a rule of thumb, they don’t respect you. The same goes for when it is someone else’s dog or a stray. When you mistreat these intelligent animals, you might not like what happens. And this was exactly the case for one man in China.
He arrived home to find a dog sleeping in his parking spot. Instead of approaching the dog in a calm manner, or even beeping his horn to try and get him to leave, this piece of crap decided to kick the dog until it got out of his way. Dogs aren’t exactly well regarded or treated in China to begin with. But there is a point where actions against animals cross a line. For most of us, and apparently for this dog, this dude kicking it was just one step too far.
Again, we aren’t talking about a friggan house fly here. Dogs can be quite smart. This guy learned this the hard way when, after being kicked, this dog rounded up his posse and decided to come back to the dude’s house to get revenge. You won’t believe what they did to this dude’s car!! WOW.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015


Eddie Ray Routh GUILTY! The fucker should be hung in public on live TV!

The Constitutional Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act

Earlier this month Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) introduced a measure that would allow people with concealed carry privileges to have their permit recognized in any other state that has concealed carry laws, but some lawmakers are promising to fight the bill “tooth and nail.”

The Constitutional Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act proposes changes to conceal carry laws on a national level.

“This bill is a menace to New York and would allow potentially dangerous people from other states to carry concealed weapons in our grocery stores, movie theaters and stadiums, without even notifying the police,” Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) recently told the NY Daily News.
“It is a nightmare for our law enforcement officers and the community, and I will fight this legislation tooth and nail.”

Cornyn’s website says the law “would treat state-issued concealed-carry permits like drivers’ licenses, allowing law-abiding citizens with concealed carry privileges to concealed-carry in any other states that also permit it by law.”

Under the bill, gun owners would have to comply with the concealed-carry laws in any state they visit. But some critics are concerned that people who qualify for concealed carry permits in some states would be able to bring their guns into states with tougher permitting requirements.
Another Liberal demonrat that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The law clearly states that they would have to abide by local laws. And almost every state requires a background check to carry. How bout you get your head out of obama's ass, wipe the shit from your eyes and read the common sense law you fuckin asshat!


 It's not a sniper cloud. It's just Chris Kyle protectin' the heavens.

Dad Upset Over Anti-Republican Homework Assignment

Dad Upset Over Anti-Republican Homework Assignmentimage

Students were then prompted to answer the following questions about immigration:
  1. Who are the men in the picture (What is their job? Look at what they are doing for a hint)
  2. What are they building?
  3. What do the symbols on their shirts represent?
  4. What is action being done by each man?
  5. What might this mean to us about immigration and citizenship?
 Liberal teacher much?

Hey Boss

Hey boss, yea fuck you I quit and one more thing, I fucked your wife last night.

Monday, February 23, 2015

It's Been 70 Years

U.S. flag raised atop Mt. Suribachi, Iwo Jima, Feb. 23, 1945. (AP Photo/Joe Rosenthal)

'American Sniper' Snubbed at 2015 Oscars

Parently the oscar's were last night... I was too busy with NASCAR and catchin up with shows we had recorded on the ole dvr throughout the week.

But American Sniper was snubbed for 5 out of 6 nominations. Parently they oscar committee are a bunch of fascist unamerican liberal bastards.  Fuck em, all of em, American people loved it a hell alot more than some birdman movie in which I never even heard of.
Clint Eastwood's American Sniper may have hit it big with America's heartland, but it all but struck out at the Academy Awards.
The Warner Bros. and Village Roadshow movie, starring Bradley Cooper as real-life Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, was up for six Oscars, including best picture and best actor, but went home only with the Oscar for best sound editing.

Sniper has been a runaway hit at the box office since its Dec. 25 release, becoming the most successful war film of all time. Through Sunday, the movie has grossed $319.6 million in North America and $108.6 million internationally for a worldwide total of $428.1 million.
That's far more than any other best picture contender, including winner Birdman which has grossed $76.5 million worldwide, including $37.7 million in the U.S.
Sniper is based on the book American Sniper: The Autobiography of the Most Lethal Sniper in U.S. Military History by Scott McEwen, Jim DeFelice and Kyle, who was killed by a fellow veteran at a shooting range in 2013.

The film has been unique in galvanizing moviegoers both in American's heartland and in more liberal markets.
American Sniper was also up for an Oscar for best adapted screenplay, which it lost to fellow best picture nominee The Imitation Game.

Sunday, February 22, 2015

2 For 2, Its Goin To Be A Good Day

Kyle Busch breaks leg, foot in crash

 DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- Kyle Busch will miss the Daytona 500 after suffering a broken right leg and left foot following a hard crash into an interior concrete wall during an Xfinity Series race Saturday at Daytona International Speedway.


Well the 2nd Busch is down indefinitely. This is some kind of miracle, A Daytona Miracle

Friday, February 20, 2015

Well If Anyone Needs Suggestions For My Birthday Coming Up

This is the one truck where I wouldnt have to do anything to it. and for the price I can't beat it, but buyin a 'farm' takes priority currently. 

NASCAR suspends Kurt Busch after domestic violence details

NASCAR suspends Kurt Busch after domestic violence details


NASCAR suspends Kurt Busch after domestic violence details 

  Well he gone fucked that all up, in my opinion couldn't of happened to a nicer person. One busch brother down, one left.


Friday, February 13, 2015

Bye Bye Birdie

Watch This F-18 Pick Up An Airborne Cruise Missile And Guide It Into A Moving Ship

Its pretty cool video, fast forward to about 2:25-2:30, now thats a new way to take care of your pigeon problem...


Thursday, February 12, 2015

Elegy Of A Race Car Driver

The good times, hard life, and shocking death of Dick Trickle

Source:One hell of a read!


Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Bought Right With What They Hit Me With Today..

Fuck em, the irs sent me a bill for 11grand from my taxes 2 years ago. They just had to wait 2 years to collect their interest, Oh the best part the icing on the cake, they want their money in less than a month. Now how do you suppose I pay it, in pennies, or 1 cent checks. You can bet your ass they are goin to get a nice lil note statin my satsifaction! fuck em, catch yall later, I gotta go sell my kidney on the black market...

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Sneaky Sneaky

Commander: Army’s New AH-64E Apache Surprised Enemy in Afghanistan11058

Commander: Army’s New AH-64E Apache Surprised Enemy in Afghanistan

 The AH-64E features digital cockpit avionics, more powerful engines and composite rotor blades, among other features that improve the aircraft's range and loitering ability, Davis said. Taken together, the helicopters flew almost 11,000 hours over a seven-month tour in Kandahar and other areas in Regional Command-South, Southwest and West, he said.



Well Hmmm....

ISIS To Obama: 'We Will Cut Off Your Head In The White House'


ISIS To Obama: 'We Will Cut Off Your Head In The White House' 

ISIS militants have threatened to behead Obama in the White House in a video released on Jan. 26. 
The video shows ISIS militants standing in the streets of Mosul, Iraq's second largest city, following an artillery barrage on the city by Kurdish Peshmerga forces. In front of the militants is seated a Kurdish soldier who is executed at the end of the video. 
Prior to the Kurdish soldiers execution, the ISIS executioner delivered a message in Kurdish which was subtitled into Arabic in the video. 
"Know, oh Obama, that we will reach America. Know also that we will cut off your head in the White House and transform America into a Muslim province," the militant says  a ccording to a  translation  by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).


Friday, January 23, 2015

You Teach, We'll Take Care Of The Parenting


American Sniper


Went and saw this movie the other night with a friend on the fire dept. I read his book, which was very good, and I think the movie was very good as well.  Clint Eastwood and Bradley Cooper did it right and as long as Chris Kyle's dad gave it his blessings theres no reason to beat a dead frog.

What bites my ass is the critics or people that think their word means gold, but in the real world it ain't worth the air they spoke or the area they take up. Moore can go suck on an RPG as far as I give a shit and anyone else who speaks poorly of it.

While on the other hand the movie Selma came out and its not worth the film that was wasted on it. Haven't seen it and never plan on it. I worked in Selma for 3 years and let me tell you it has gone to shit in a hand basket. At night you can hear gun fire ring out. I've been pullin through town on a train and have had beer bottles thrown at the engine, one hit the window just inches from my head. People told me a decade or 2 ago it use to be quite nice small city. Nothing has changed and doubt anything will. The negros still hold on to their racism as the whites, well they just go bout their business and laugh bout the rest. 


Thursday, January 15, 2015

Saturday, January 3, 2015