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Saturday, August 31, 2013

Friday, August 30, 2013

Thursday, August 29, 2013


Chinese For Dummies

Evil Cat

So Thats How They Test Em

Worth A Read From Cheese

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya , Egypt and Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed "to "Peeved."
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pi$$ed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniforms and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
A final thought -" Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC".
John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person

 This was written about 6 months ago. pretty hilarious.

Thats My Boy!

Cute Baby vs. Motion Sync Vacuum Cleaner

from The Feral Irishman

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Lil Floyd On A Friday Night, My Personal Favorite

Sir You Have The Right To Remain Silent, If You Can.

These are actual comments made by Georgia State Troopers that were taken off their car videos:

1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." (My Favorite)

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per
second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that will be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."


16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

To J. Jackson and A. Sharpton, Your Arguement Is Invalid.

Well You See What Happened Was This...

Assholes, All Of Them!!

Friday, August 23, 2013

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

If You Love Your Country, You Gotta Love Moonshine

Oh That Ass....

Time Marches On

Can't forget this classic:

Texas Tornado

Yea thats right I'm goin go back a few years and throw some old songs out there like this one:

Shits Gettin Real

As the final days count down, shit is becoming real, almost to the point where its unreal. Life gives you opportunities and you have to decide to ignore them or take that leap of faith. Life can also give you curve balls, some more than others. Ive had my fair share of curves, Im ready for something right down the middle. I think Ive been tested enough and have shown I can handle this shit.

Its goin be hit or miss next few days, got some big shit to do round the house. And 8rs today on a wee lil excavator is a work out.

See Yall on the flip side.

Friday, August 16, 2013

I've Got Nothin, But It's Friday

Duck Dynasty

‘Duck Dynasty’ Premiere Shatters Cable Records With 11.8 Million Viewers


It wasn't too long ago that lib's were complaining about the members of the Robertson clan praying and expressing their love for guns on their hugely successful reality show. Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson responded by saying, “God and guns are part of our everyday lives [and] to remove either of them from the show is unacceptable.”

A&E had the competition ducking for cover Wednesday, as its redneck reality smash “Duck Dynasty” kicked off its new season with a whopping 11.8 million viewers — the largest audience ever for a non-fiction cable series.

The show about a Louisiana family also set an A&E record as the biggest telecast in the network’s history in all key demos.

Bloggers On The Riffver

 You know who these boys are.

Bacon Makes Anything Better

Well just about anything. I don't think anything can make a possum taste good. After seein what some of them have ate or ate through I would have to be dirt poor and starving to death to eat one. The ole negros round these parts eat possum, coon and dillo like a delicacy. Im good. 

MAIG outdoes Biden on self-defense

On August 2, Executive Director of Mayors Against Illegal Guns Mark Glaze managed the twin feat of offering self-defense advice that surpassed Vice President Joseph Biden's in its ignorance, while simultaneously making MSNBC's Chris Matthews seem like a voice of reason on the topic.
While a guest on Matthews' Hardball, the host discussed with Glaze whether he would consider an attacker wielding an ax handle as armed for the purpose of gauging whether the person's victim should have the right to defend himself or herself with a gun, resulting in the following exchange:
Matthews: Would you consider the guy with the ax handle armed or not?
Glaze: Well, not with a gun.
Matthews: No, would you call him -- well, I call him armed.
Glaze: Well, I have a word for him, I have a word for him. I grew up in Colorado where my dad was a gun dealer, and a guy who shoots somebody who has anything other than a gun when they could have done something else like talk or fight with their fists --
Matthews: Well, how do you talk to a guy with an ax handle? How do you talk to a guy with an ax handle?
Glaze: Well, you fight him. You run away. You deescalate the situation. I mean, that`s the way it was.

Only Three?

A Woman's Logic Cont'd