Had some printed cards years ago for assholes that park in handicapped spaces without proper placard or plates. Also had one way back that read "This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and a safari of pygmies from the African Interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in future you may think of someone else other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering, egotistical or simple-minded drivers and you probably fit into one of those categories.I sign off, wishing you an early transmission failure (on the freeway at about 5.30 p.m.). Also may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."Left that one on asshole in apartment below us (ca. 1986) who parked his VW beetle in the traffic lane of apartment complex because he was too fucking lazy to walk 100ft. from the closest parking space when he got home from 3rd shift. He was PISSED. heh heh Mission accomplished.
How does this make you feel?