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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Monday, December 22, 2014

Saturday, December 20, 2014

5 Days Til Christmas

Well the days are dwindlin down to that time of year where Ole Jolly St. Nick comes to town. I have a love/hate relationship with this time of year. To celebrate the coming days im goin to post a few christmas songs, or christmas themed videos the next 5 days! Hope you and your family's have a Merry Christmas!

Always Liked Seeing These

Bitch Please


A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.

Merry Christmas

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Naughty Elf

 I woke up hearing a "tap tap tap" coming from the living room but what did I see?! The elf from the shelf humping the whore from the drawer.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

December 16, 1773

Ammo To Space Brought To You By

I was contacted by Eric over at from one of my previous posts. He shared with me his project where he sent a 9mm NATO round into space some 120,000ft via a weather balloon.

9mm ammunition in the air

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Sunday, December 7, 2014

Friday, November 28, 2014

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Just Another Day Of A Volunteer Firefighter

Just another day. This is from a house fire I was on Tuesday. It was a busy day, within 1 hr we had a possible chimney fire, squad call and this residential fire. At 00:16 sec you can see me on the ladder then on the roof in the smoke.

Redneck Mechanic 101

 I've done this twice, to my own truck and a buddies truck. This should just be done at the factory.

My Truck: Ive done alot of redneckin on it lately, but its my truck so I don't give a fuck.


Saturday, November 15, 2014

Monday, November 10, 2014

I Ain't Picky

Backwoods Doctor

Older Man Tells Doctor His 20 Year Old Bride is Pregnant. Doctor’s Response is Brilliant


Saturday, November 8, 2014


You Sir Are An Asshat!!

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Sometimes religions and tattoos don't go together at all. Tattoos are not only forbidden in Islam, they can permanently prevent someone from being at peace with god. In general, Muslims may not make any permanent changes to the body to enhance beauty. For most Muslims, tattoos are considered ornaments, and are included in this ban. A few religious leaders do disagree, and for secular Muslims having a tattoo may not be a problem at all.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Friday, October 31, 2014

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Its Coming...

Its coming, its making it hard to make decisions. Do I hunt ducks or go after the bucks. Why must it be so difficult...

The Next Best Option (Update)

I dont know how many people used Kholster holsters, you know the Merican made conceal carry holsters that were fairly priced for any type of side arm you wished to carry. They went out of business for one reason or another, never really knew why and never saw an explanation.

After goin to their website I found this little note:
 Kholster LLC Thank you for all of your wonderful comments. I really appreciate your support. We did not close for legal reasons. The simple answer is ECONOMY and DIVORCE LAWYERS. Freedom - any kind - is not free. This page will stay up so we can keep in touch. And warranty work will still be performed for as long as we can. God Bless. jimmy

Ive come by another Merican company ALIEN GEAR HOLSTERS. 
35 bucks with a lifetime warranty plus they will switch the shell out unlimited times for a small fee, can't beat it.

 Welcome to Alien Gear Holsters, a new kind of concealed carry holster company. Since March 2013, Alien Gear Holsters has grown rapidly, employing more than 50 American workers in Hayden, Idaho and Fort Smith, Arkansas. Our unprecedented growth and popularity within the concealed carry industry is due to our ongoing commitment to comfort, quality, workmanship and affordable products. Since it’s inception, Alien Gear Holsters has benefitted from an increased interest in the legal, concealed carry of firearms for personal protection.

Our craftsmanship and quality are never compromised. Compare Alien Gear Holsters to our competition and you’ll be pleased to find a more comfortable and versatile product, backed with the best guarantee on the market.

Every Alien Gear product includes our Iron Clad Triple Guarantee. Try our holster, risk free, for 30 days and if you’re not satisfied with our holster for any reason, we’ll buy it back. In addition, our concealed carry holsters feature fully swappable shells, for use with our inside the waistband or outside the waistband holsters. If you ever decide to carry a different handgun, we’ll trade your shell for a new one. Last, but not least, every holster is covered by our Forever Warranty. If any part of your holster breaks for any reason, we’ll repair or replace it for free.

As you can see, Alien Gear Holsters strives to provide unparalleled customer service to every customer and we stand behind our products.

To all of you, from all of us at Alien Gear Holsters,
Thank you and Happy Shooting!

Thomas Tedder


Wednesday, October 29, 2014