Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks
over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean
really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With
that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then
went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is
feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who
completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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