Lil Friday Night Music!! Fixin To Get A Lil Rowdy Round Here!

Aint't No Fool

And on that note neither did Papa!

My computer time is limited here lately due to the fact of chores... But what i have been catchin here and there nothing has changed. Except john kerry thought he was doin us a favor to sign the UN gun ban. Which hopefully the republican majority senate will kill it, which they have said in the past they will not support it. Also I have picked up is a bill that funds the federal government but does not fund obamacare. But it may have been turned down already. Feel free to discuss or fill me in more.  Lifes been a lil hectic but its slowly gettin back to normal like it once was so long ago. 

Because He Knows His Job!!

Fuckin Squirrels,

Why Im Not Allowed To Attend Halloween Parties

Don't Mess With Them Farmers!!

Rogue Taper Measures Will Be The Death Of Us

The Wife Wanted Quisine... She Got It!

How To Roast Your Brauts

Redneck Humor

Two red-necks, Ed and Red, walk into their favorite local watering hole, sit down at the bar, order up a couple of beers, and commence to shooting the breeze on various and sundry things. At a nearby table a woman starts choking on a bite of her sandwich. After a minute or so, it becomes obvious she's in real trouble.

Ed gets off his barstool, walks over and asks, "Ma'am, kin ye swaller?" She shakes her head no.

He asks,"Ma'am, kin ye breathe?" Again she shakes her head her head no.

Ed takes action. He yanks her up out of her chair, flips up the back of her skirt, pulls down her drawers, and licks her right butt-cheek. The woman is so shocked by this that she has a violent spasm which dislodges the food and it flies out of her mouth. She can breathe again.

Ed walks back over to the bar, gets back on his barstool, and takes a swig of his beer. Red looks at Ed and says,"Y'know, I always heard of that hind-lick manuever, but that's the first time I ever seen it done".